Left impressed by New Year's morning in the kindergarten, Aina Dosmahambetkyzy decided to elaborate on the "miracles" that happen in the modern "fur-trees."
Sometimes I think that parents need education not fewer children. Sometimes - it's the New Year, on March 8, on Nauryz and in the days of autumn balls. That is, for the holidays, when kindergartens are matinees. You do not know how it is? I'll tell you.
First, you referred to the date of the holiday. This preparatory stage. You look like a good parent ranger red suit, teach a child a poem that he should tell dutifully nod your head to the request of the teacher to buy another suit, and the Spaniard, as your child and wonder involved in the group dance. And then very handy magically appears next to Mom Alikhan (Rasul, Kanata, Sasha - underline the name of the baby, Mom is always aware of where the flea market is the cheapest container with any item for any children's party), which, smiling sweetly offers hand over money for the suit. Well, that all young Spaniards had the same red shirts. You, of course, agree. Especially Alikhan - a friend of your child, and my mother had so very cute smile. Yes, and all the worry about additional costume takes over. Well, what if it is 500 tenge assign yourself? Maybe it helps to build a well in Uganda for the poor children in Africa? But! Mom Alikhan - this is only beginning of a long quest called "Guess how much money you spend this time? Ha ha! Did not guess!". Having dealt with the red shirt of the Spaniard, it is necessary to successfully pass a modest-looking mom Aiym. Mom Aiym shyly lowers the eyes and mutters something about baursaks for tea. You, unfortunately or fortunately, a working mom and the stove baursaks you have no time. That is what you say and my mother always looked at pattern on linouleume and offer to hand over money - let him buy herself. She humbly accepts and sends you mom Diaz. Mom Diaz - an incredibly spirited person with terrible ideas. It is almost itself reaches into your wallet for the coveted 2000 tenge for a gift for children, and you at this time we must try to understand its hasty and emotional speech of the word "gift", "new year", "candy", "crisis", " terrible "," jam "," Sailaubek "and" buckwheat ". No Sailaubek or porridge for your child is not necessary. Especially as a New Year gift. Candy just ruin your teeth, which is already six seals. Therefore Diaz mother you say you buy a gift for yourself. The main thing - to have time to slip away, until the moment when she heard digest. She always does. You have exactly 7 seconds! Then followed a resounding "What ?! The children must have the same gifts! "Further explanation is better not to listen, because these mothers innate gift of persuasion. She has an apartment and make you rewrite. And you will truly think that this is also for children in Uganda. Fleeing from his mother Diaz, you're bound to run into on the stairs with my dad Kamshat. He always comes last. The main thing is not garknut him accidentally. After a string of all mothers caring personality seem suspicious extortionists of money and time. Congratulations, you have successfully completed the quest!
But this is only the beginning. The beauty of children's party will begin later in the day X. And while you exercise in stretching the Red Ranger costume at the time (and who came up with to make a suit conjoint?). Remove and re-tension the need for 15 seconds. And to do so will have three times: in the early mornings, in the middle, when the program requires that the boys were in white shirts with green butterfly, and at the end, when the Spanish dance. Worthless ranger standing in a green butterfly. So we must practice diligently as possible lying down in the allotted time. The poem, the situation is much better. It is almost bounces off the teeth with six seals. Encouraging him with applause, that Copperfield did not dream, you taught him to stand still, and speak loudly. Well, to a nearby kindergarten is also heard. Worthless ranger go unnoticed.
That day came Kh morning, caught himself and remembered that you forgot to buy a gift, you are the nearest market. Swearing and cursing suddenly activate the sellers Korean carrots, you find the same container with toys. Take the first available "Mine Craft" and go to the exit. Already at the exit you realize that a gift to some really quite stingy, and it ought to be filled with something. For example, sweets. All together, there were 4,000 tenge, and all the way to the garden of your head pops phantom mother Diaz and pokes your nose in your 2000 tenge. Oh, you had to be thrown off.
Ruined, defeated, smelling Korean carrot, but still terribly satisfied, you come to the matinee. Your thoughts, why not a matinee at 15:30 is called "obedennik" interrupts a strange meeting of parents in the auditorium. Parents lot. Parents loud. Parents do not understand that discussing. Someone shouted very loudly "Aiym!". "My God! Something happened to Aiym! "You think, and with the agility of Chip and Dale rush to the rescue, right in the thick of the crowd. Only after you shook elbows dense wall of mothers and fathers, you realize that the matinee is already in full swing. Children dance in a circle around the tasteless dressed up a Christmas tree, hand in hand with Santa Claus, who in a red bathrobe and a false beard, which in a previous life was obviously a wig Marilyn Monroe. Snow White did not have time to see you, because before you formed somebody silhouette in gray sheepskin coat with a smartphone in his outstretched hand. Suddenly, these sheepskin is becoming more and you realize that you were back in the end the crowds and better step aside to avoid being crushed. Performances still be seen. Kids performances go one after another, but none of the parents does not pop because simply nothing - hands busy smartphone. You can not miss a second of the 60-minute presentation! I wonder if they will definitely be playing all 60 minutes or cut out 58 in which their child sat quietly on a chair? And the sound? After all, because of the endless cries of foreign names can not hear any rhymes or songs. You are not talking about the quality of photos and video, next to which pikselevy "Mine Craft" a culmination of the standard High Definition! But all this is garbage compared to the immortal battery! Here she is! The biggest mystery of the century! As the battery, which is usually not enough for 20 minutes, suddenly stands over an hour ?! Where are you, great minds seeking the riddle of the Bermuda Triangle? Here is something interesting!
Among the incessant cries - "Alikhan, look here!", "Apai! Correct Karine dress! "," Diaz! Diasik! "," Yes Move over you! "," Come on, docha smile !!! "," Stand up right, son! Come on, no one has yet seen "- you catch the familiar melody and realize with horror that begins Boys Choir, and you need to change out the ranger in a white shirt and green tie to fasten. But attempts to move the wall of enraged parents fail, and shamefully Ranger pulls notes without any butterflies. And all of this is removed 30 pairs of hands. All this - the end. A shame. The son will not forgive.
As it turned out, and the end is not yet. Declares a little dance of the Spaniards. I would add more "scared." At this time, you just have to have time! At least for the sake of 500 tenge for a well in Uganda! By breaking down the wall of the great parent, you have time to grab his son. This shaky tripod living throws at you a withering look. You're almost a corpse, but the exercise of dressing gift is not passed, and you managed to keep within 13 seconds. Hooray! But before you rejoice, as the indignant crowd sends you back. Apparently, the smartphone without the input here is strictly prohibited. Or is it the red shirts are parents, like a red rag to a bull? In general, the representation of all you look exclusively at the back, the priests, the neck and the backs of parents. Wow, Mom Aiym has 22 white hair. Probably, nerves. And it looks quite calm. Father Kamshat jacket by Hugo Boss. Yes, the child is late, delayed at work apparently paid well. Normally bustling mother Diaz did not hear in the raging crowd. Bouffant mom Alikhan blocking even a five-meter tree. Smartphone batteries still hold. Parents making the 167th frame your child is already very close to the tree. Children already breathe in the smartphone parents, but we have to close! Even closer! For over 18 years the child was convinced that the pores on the nose 5 years have been quite invisible. Submission ends, Santa Claus has to leave the room, but after failing to get through the crowd of parents, chop the sixth circle around the Christmas tree. Children do not understand what it is, teachers can not reach out to parents, teacher of music sniffed, and parents do 236-th frame. Maybe, well, it, this original iPhone? We had to buy fake Samsung? Look how the battery lasts.
Somehow all this orgy, more reminiscent of the worship of God "Child" ends. Parents take away the children, and in the second part of the corridor begins marlezonskogo ballet. It is necessary to do now portrait photo! Well, as without sharing photos with your child? The main thing - to have time to grab the child and get away home. Worthless ranger being crushed by the crowd of parents, each of whom sees her baby for the first time.
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